The 2016 NFL Thread!

[Buc Wheat]

So...what did we learn yesterday...

1. we knew Houston sux... until we actually saw an INDY game!!
WTF?! Came in w/ about 3 1/2 mins left... they're up by 14 and
Houston has NO time outs ... and Indy blows it!!?! Wow! Might
be right... might be time to check out the college scene!!

(so Marc... were you one of the one's who left early?)

2. Panthers.... heehee (superman... heehee)

3. Miami?! Really??! At first I thought, oh crap and we got
Pitt next. Now I'm hearing Ben might not play. But, really...
can you say 'trap game' or what?!

4. Guess we have enuff tape on Denver & Philly now!

5. Kapernick... knees must have been sore from all that kneeling!
(and get a haircut already! Ya look stupid!)

6. say what you want, but Dallas keeps winning! and wtf is happening
w/ da Packers?! Sheesh!

7. I picked the Jets tonight?!?! HUH!?!

8-6 in the picks this week so far.

[DoctorG]

4. Guess we have enuff tape on Denver & Philly now!

From the local Philly perspective, that's EXACTLY what I was thinking....

[Buc Wheat]

Just knew I shudn't have taken the JETS! WHY did I pick them??!?!!


for today's chuckle, ran across this...

[Buc Wheat]

Well, first off...since Minn lost... time to pop the champagne bottles, shippies!!!



What did we learn this week...

1. Even thou Big Ben was out this week... still a great game! Pitt
looked good! A win was never for sure throughout the whole 60 mins.
Kudo's!

2. Was the end of that SNF game something or what??!!!? OMG! Now
that was entertaining!! (damn kickers!!!)

3. Picks got beat to sheeeeeee-it this week!! Knew I shoulda picked the
phins!! Only got 6-8 Sunday! Sheesh!!!

What's happened to Baltimore?!

Did Carolina lose again???!

...oh ok... they were off this week. Givin' Joe a respite then!

Okay!! On to Buffalo!!! Til then... (I's gotta...)

[FilmMkr]

HOUSTON, TX – The man behind the largest heist in Texas history is now in custody.

That man, who authorities now know by the name of Brock Osweiler, allegedly moved to the city of Houston earlier this year. Police then say somehow, someway with apparently little planning at all, robbed the Houston Texans of $72 million dollars.

After six weeks from when the crime was first reported by the team, Osweiler was spotted by a Denver area resident watching America’s Most Wanted from his living room television on Monday night. The Houston Police Department quickly notified Denver authorities which found Osweiler hiding out at Mile High Stadium.

“We saw him, ran after him and sacked him for a loss,” officers Rick Barnes of Denver PD told reporters. “The guy was relatively easy to intercept. Couldn’t really scramble away, it was odd for someone who made off with that amount in Houston.”

“We brought him for questioning and he could only produce 9 valid points and fumbled around with his answers.”

The department also noted that Osweiler did seems vaguely familiar, but they had no concrete leads within their district. “Maybe from Twilight,” one officer noted.

It’s likely Osweiler will face up to 4 years is prison (not to be mistaken with being on the Texans).

[Crazy Joe]

Osweiler was my bye week QB - I'm cuttin that mofo's A$$ this week...

[raydrz]

(not so) Broke Azzwiper...laughing all the way to the bank

[Buc Wheat]

good game against the Bills this week... (although to be honest, Rex
was expecting our 3rd string QB again... and they did have alot of
injuries) But I'll take the 7-1 record!!

So what did we learn this week!

1. Houston AND da PussyCats won this week! (and didn't pick either!!)
2. FigNewton complains ALOT!!
3. another tie!! don't see 2 that often!
4. man, da Colts are bad!! (karma, mofo's, karma!!)
5. good game on SNF last night. Those 2 rookies are looking very good!

Bye week!!

Everyone have a safe & happy Halloween!

[raydrz]

2. FigNewton complains ALOT!!

i love ripping on crybabies, but dude has a point...he got abusified!

[Crazy Joe]

2. FigNewton complains ALOT!!

i love ripping on crybabies, but dude has a point...he got abusified!

THANK YOU!!!

[Buc Wheat]

the 'at the legs' should have been a flag.

(but he still whines ALOT)

[miluzzu]

NFL refs must hate Cam Newton.

[Buc Wheat]

no more than they do Bradford, Rogers, Wentz, Big Ben, or any other
QB who got hit below his knees and a flag wasn't forthcoming.

They just didn't pull a "Sobby Podium Tizzy".

[miluzzu]

no more than they do Bradford, Rogers, Wentz, Big Ben, or any other
QB who got hit below his knees and a flag wasn't forthcoming.

They just didn't pull a "Sobby Podium Tizzy".

You're right, of course. The podium is neither the time nor the place. Save the crying, sobbing and "Mr Goodell is a big, fat meanie" stuff for the Appellate Courts.


The Raiders are the best and most exciting story in the NFL right now.

[raydrz]

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The Raiders are the best and most exciting story in the NFL right now.

[Buc Wheat]

So what did we learn this week....

Sad to have to watch teams that you poor sods follow. Sheesh!! Heartbreaking!

Hey! Cam won!! (didn't get the flag he cried about, but was 2pts better
than the Rams!!)

Was only 7-5 this week! There's some really, really bad football
out there!!

Luckily we're back... let's see if Seattle can give us a good game!

[Crazy Joe]

IMO, the college game is kickin' the NFL game right now...

[Buc Wheat]

Having come in in the last 2 mins of last nights game, and
then to see the recap of that FG attempt before the 1/2...

Wow! That was terrible football!

Either the refs are all total idiots or they have way too many
rules to keep in their head and they're all dazed!!

And Pete Carroll is still an idjit!! Why are you stopping the clock
TWICE!! at the end?!?! They have no times outs!! Let the clock
run, you fool!

[Buc Wheat]

Great game last night! Our D stunk, but the back & forth of the
score was truly fun to watch! Seems all our games w/ Seattle have
to have a traumatic ending on the 1 yd line!!

Great effort by both teams!!

Let's see...

1. Newt!!! up 17, man!!?!?! WTF!!!? (lol)
2. GB... how do you spell W.T.F. Aaron?! Come on, man! Tenn???? wow!
3. TB is one of those teams I can never pick right!
4. Miami is doing good lately!
5. as is Dallas!
6. was only 6-7 this sunday... did pick Giants, which hurts, but...

[raydrz]

packers

panthers

bears need new QB, new coach, new GM...just a "disaster"...yet these bums were favored on the road?!?!?!