JAM #134 -- BOBBLEHEADS

[grimaldi]

'What you talkin about Willis...?'

Ant

[buckledresin]

thats my best dance moves

[grimaldi]

You dancing for Comic Relief or something Paul......

Anyone else got any better dance moves than that....?

Ant

[buckledresin]

hey tim have you any dance moves you could show us

[jedideni]

Young MC "Bust a Move!"

This here's a jam for all the fellas
Tryin to do what those ladies tell us
Get shot down cause ya over-zealous
Play hard to get females get jealous
Okay smarty go to a party
Girls are scantily clad and showin body
A chick walks by you wish you could sex her
But you're standing on the wall like you was Poindexter
Next days function high class luncheon
Food they're serving, you're stone-cold munchin
Music comes on people start to dance
But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants
A girl starts walking guys start gawking
Sits down next to you and starts talking
Says she wants to dance cause she likes to groove
So come on fatso and just bust a move

You're on a mission and your wishin
Someone could cure your lonely condition
Lookin for love in all the wrongplaces
No fine girls just ugly faces
Some frustration first inclination
Is to become a monk and leave the situation
But every dark tunnel has a light of hope
So don't hang yourself, with a celibate rope
Your movie's showin, so you're goin
Could care less about the five you're blowin
Theater gets dark just to start the show
Then ya spot a fine woman sittin in your row
She's dressed in yellow, she says "Hello,
come sit next to me you fine fellow."
You run over there without a second to lose
And what comes next? Hey! bust a move

In this city ladies look pretty
Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty
Tell a funny joke just to get some play
Then you try to make a move and she says, "No way"
Girls are fakin goodness sakin
They want the man who brings home the bacon
Got no money and you got no car
Then you got no women and there you are
Some girls are sadistic, materialistic
Lookin for a man makes them opportunistic
They're lyin on a beach perpetrating a tan
So a brother with the money can be their man
So on the beach you're strollin real high rollin
Everything you have is yours and not stolen
A girl runs up with somethin to prove
So don't just stand there bust a move

Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry
In five days from now he's gonna marry
He's hopin you can make it there if you can
Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man
You say neat-o, check your libido
And roll to the church in your new tuxedo
The bride walks down just to start the wedding
And there's one more girl you won't be getting
So you start thinkin then you start blinking
The bridesmaid looks and thinks that you're winking
She thinks your kinda cute so she winks back
And now your feelin really firm cause the girl is stacked
Reception's jumpin faces pumpin
You look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin
Says she wants to dance to a different groove
Now you know what to do just bust a move



The prolific Ant, Ladies and Gentlemen!

[buckledresin]

AND

[Tim-Osullivan]

what, am i wearing??! wow.

you'd never find me in shorts, ever. what does the base say? Nikki's best ? i think she'd like it if the shirt said, 'I Love Nikki'. cos i do...... so there! ...

you're all very naughty boys. off ta bed wiv no Tea.

atb --tim

[grimaldi]

Hi Tim..... Please forgive me....when you told me about Zumba...I just couldn't resist..

This one is for Nikki....on the base it says..Nikki's Best Student.... you will always dance Zumba for her now. Do you like the gif? It is your Zumba trophy. Will email all the photos to you..

Dennis surpassed himself there. He wasn't expecting it for sure...

That really is the last from me...I am exhausted...big thanks to all...especially you Tim for taking it all so well...I salute you...

Will post this one as well for you to give to Nikki...

Ant

[jadamfox]

what the Deuce??!!!!

thats frickin awesome. please send a copy over- i dont have photoshop . she's on the email at the mo. will make her fall over!! lol.

atb --tim

Hi Tim! You only need to 'right-click' the image and 'Save Image' to grabit. You are more than welcome! If you wanted it as an Avatar, I just need to re-save it with a background color [square] and at the right size to fit the avatar. Let me know and I'll post it back here so you can 'right-click' away! Heh.

[jedideni]

Now this is just my opinion, but I'd have to qualify this as being....

The.

Best.

Jam.

Ever!

(You know it has to be good when it rates 3 Dancing Bananas!)

Manymanymanymanymany thanks to our New Jam Moderator and all-around swell guy...Tim!!!

[jadamfox]

Holy Crud! Dennis! I cannot believe you posted THE WHOLE SONG! Heh. I had the music playing as I read every word!.

Ant - Where do you find the time??? Dang, you're fast!

[jedideni]

Yeah, I was just going to grab the first few lines and then I realized the whole thing would work if Tim was "Busting a Move!" during the refrains!

[Tim-Osullivan]

pmsl you guys are nuts but awesome.

Ant, thanks for the Zumba one. she will enjoy that and likely show it on FB- if you lot havent already... !

Adam; thanks for that. i saved the gif and will attempt to make an avatar of it plus the zumba one too.

Dennis; glad you you enjoyed it so far. it has been fun indeed and an honor to be sculpted. i mean, how cool is that?!! my own bobblehead! right, school is not out yet, BD is waiting, an He don' like to be kept waiting Jive Fhuuul!! might Kung-Fu-some your a$$!

headsculpting for me today.....

atb guys --tim

[jedideni]

I'm still working on BD. After many attempts, I couldn't get the eyes to match, so I filled in both areas and will try again. Usually with SuperSculpey, I'll leave the eyelids and surrounding areas a bit thicker, bake it and then carve down so it looks more realistic. This NSP is too soft and I find myself smooshing too much here and dinging too much there.

Once more unto the breach!

[fmollica]

WOW I can't wait to see the next Jam.

[Tim-Osullivan]

yes, not many days left.... the next one should present some sculpting opportunies.

i made myself a headsulpting block for my stand. reall made it more comfortable. got the idea from my Hero, Mr Lemon over on the Tube. sculpted a female 1/4 head to get me back in to chavant. going ok..... cant complain.
..... well i could but you'd all just take the P*** again! lol.


all the best you lot. -- tim

[fmollica]

Hey Tim
Mr Lemon on the tube, is this something on youtube?
Frank

[Tim-Osullivan]

Hey Tim
Mr Lemon on the tube, is this something on youtube?
Frank

yes Frank, he is a Western Arts sculptor living in Ennis, Montana and has a channel.

http://www.youtube.com/user/clayguy1/videos

checkhim out. lovely guy, friendly and always showing tips and tricks and will answer questions happily.

atb --tim

[fmollica]

Thanks Tim I'll check the videos out later
Frank

[jadamfox]

I'm still working on BD. After many attempts, I couldn't get the eyes to match, so I filled in both areas and will try again. Usually with SuperSculpey, I'll leave the eyelids and surrounding areas a bit thicker, bake it and then carve down so it looks more realistic. This NSP is too soft and I find myself smooshing too much here and dinging too much there.

Once more unto the breach!

Hi Dennis! Have you tried using ball bearings or hardened clay for the eyes? I never do a sculpt without the eyes pre-hardened. In fact, I'm in the habit of when I find that I have a little Aves left over after a night's work... the stuff is going to harden anyway... I ball little bits up into 1:6 and 1:8 scale eyes (and sometimes larger) and let them dry. I keep them in a cup (just a cup of Aves eyeballs) and I pull out a pair of the size I need when I start a face sculpt.

I'll sometimes do the eyes in Super Sculpey if I am trying to stay all in one material. Then...

I start the head. Carve/depress the eyesocket area. Insert the hard eyeballs... caliper/eyeing to measure depth and distance... etc. Then additively add the clay/wax I'm working with. That way, I can have thinner eyelids, and sculpt/shape the edges and hug/contour the round eye without ever distorting the eye.

On occasion... I'll find that I have recessed one eye more than the other and the face looks odd (happened on Zardoz). I just insert tools carefully through the side of the head behind the eye and push/tweak to pull the eye forward more (usually without messing up the clay around it. And then I pack the hole and blend!

And VERY fast for quickly knocking out the eyes of a sculpt. Less time worrying about messing them up... or re-doing the eyes if you do. [Food for thought].