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THE 2019 NFL SEASON!!!

#1 Post by Crazy Joe »

Howdy, fellas!!!

I'm hoping we have more participation than we did last year - It's time ONCE AGAIN to pound and whine and gnash our teeth over the yearly soap opera Man-Drama that is the N F L -

Who's pumped? Who's pissed? Who's resigned to another sucky season???

SOUND OFF!!!
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in Mar/Apr I look over the AFC landscape for 'some' competition and
can list maybe 5 or 6...

then by then time July/Aug's training camp/preseason comes, I see
just how dysfunctional these teams actually are and think, 'Yep, good
chance we'll be in Miami in Feb!' :)

things I'm looking fwd from NE:
1. hoping to tie Buffalo's btb SB appearances
2. hoping to beat Pitts SB total win record
3. hoping in 2020 Tommy leaves us for the NYG.
(come on... that would be hilarious!!!)
4. hoping Gronk just.goes.away.

So good luck to everyone! Hope to see great games/no injuries!

(oh and hi Greenie!!)

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Well, I was hoping to see how we stacked up against your
starters... oh.... wait....

(in my best Mona Lisa Vito voice:) OMFG!!! You can't
even get a f'ing touch down!!!!!!

but seriously...

I paid particular attention to how FigNewt-ie threw the ball and
if it was a nice tight spiral. His arm looks good.

Is it me, or is he smaller this season? Doesn't look as big as in the
past. I always think he's as big as Big Ben, but he looked smaller and
firmer last night.

Any way... again was impressed with his throwing motions. Shoulders
are a tricky thing and looks like it healed good for him!

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Any way... again was impressed with his throwing motions. Shoulders
are a tricky thing and looks like it healed good for him!
Who ARE you, and WHAT have you done with F**K WHEAT????

Anyway, yeah, nothin' wrong with his shoulders -

His O LINE needs work now, and his foot - well, likely a sprain, so I'm not gonna freak yet...

But his backups are horrendous right now, and I'm afraid that Tepper's gonna be willing to bring Kaepernick in...with all of that drama....UGGGHHHH
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Who ARE you, and WHAT have you done with F**K WHEAT????
lol! Well, I did hear last night about his foot... and here I thought Luck was
the only china doll!!!

(and I don't know what game I was watching...but I never saw the play where
that '....apparently...' happened??!)

(that better??)

but yeah... your O line really didn't give him a hell of a lot of time back there before
guys were on him!
But his backups are horrendous right now, and I'm afraid that Tepper's gonna be willing to bring Kaepernick in...with all of that drama....UGGGHHHH
lol oh please PLEASE bring him in! there's a reason why he was sitting on that
bench...and it got's nothing to do with da color of his skin! lmao

Well, we got's the Eli gang coming in next week and then on to real footsball!!!
Our D is looking as good as the 04 team, so looking fwd to this year with much
enthusiasm!!

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hmmmm...if he does decide to come back, ya think ol' Gronk
could pass the piss test??!!
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DOUBT IT!!!
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DOUBT IT!!!
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Only thing I can figure out is that we seem to be going for
the "WR Trifecta" plan of action...

We's got the 'double achilles boy', the 'cocaine w/ whiskey chasher' boy' and now
the 'my head don't fit in da helmet' boy'!!!???! C'mon, Bill!! You're killing me!!!

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Damn... do we look GOOOOOOD!!!

What I learned this week...or Overreaction Tuesday!:

- Pitt: They are who we thought they were!! LOL

Steelers fans sitting next to me saying, 'I'm just glad we weren't shut out'.

'New T-shirt, huh?'

- Mia: hey! if you do a wkly fantasy team... pick the players
who will be playing these guys each wk and you should cash in,
big time!! #yoagenttradeME!!

- Jags: hey, Greenie... is it too late to return that Jags jersey???!
(asking for a friend)

- Cle: so much for all that off season hype!! LOL yep! They are who
we thought they were!

- Ravens: fake punt when you're like 40gazzion pts ahead?! Bill pulls
that & we're the Evil Empire! Boy... you go for it!!! Bwhahahaha!

- NC: yep...Newt is gonna be that dude, that no matter which way you
go, they will screw up your wkly pool every week!! Yo, Joey... at least
we kept those boys to 3 pts when we played um last!!

- Dal: watched highlights...did that kid who Jonesy paid even get the ball?!
and welcome back Whittie!!!! Yo, you watching, Gronk??! Put down the
CBD pipe and hit the weight room, shippie!!

- SF: Jimmy D, people!! Looking gooooooooood!!

- Hou: You're the Charlie Brown and the Football gawds are the Lucy!! Damn,
boy!! You had it there for a fleeting sec!! LOL

- getting AB... c'mon Bill...that's BS!! :( (personal opinion...YMMV)


on to wk 2... (ugh! Miami... land of Kryptonite for Tommy & Bill!)

Stay safe, Shippies!


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Week 2:

Damn... love me a shutout!! A nice filet of phish, in their
house, no less, is hard to come by!! 2-0 boys!!! Wooot!

What I learned this week...or Overreaction Tuesday!:

- NC - damn, boy!?! He cud'a fallen fwd on his fat head and made
that 1st down?! But I'm so happy he puts in all that time to make
sure his head scarf looks good after that fiasco! sheesh! (You sure
it ain't time to break out that old Theismann Jersey and start
cheering for that team up north a bit?!)

- Told ya Big Ben didn't feel like playing this year! :)
(wouldn't be surprised to see Newt pull the same hat trick)

- NYG - heehee. No more Eli??! Yeah...Manning free football!!!! Woot!

- btw...BUFF looking good.

- N.O. - Damn... the NFL really don't like da Saints, esp. when they play
those Rams!! Damn, Refs!! Ease up, man! (oh, and sorry to hear about the
thumb. Get well soon).

- Phil - ATL??!! Really?! heehee

- NYJ - hmmmm...down to the 3rd back up?!

Didn't do too well on my picks this week! Let down by Tenn/LAC/NO/NC/NYG/PHI.
Been 10-6 both wks!! Gotta pick that up.

on to wk 3... (going to Mono-land!! #Don't.Use.Da.Towels!!!!)
(really...just hand us #7 now and get it over with!!)

Stay safe, Shippies!


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Week 3: ok..that was a nice practice scrimmage! 3-0 boys!!! Wooot!

What I learned this week...or Overreaction Tuesday!:

- Tenn: I never thought that much about their QB...but watching him in actual
action??! OMFG! He sucks!!! Mikey...ya gotta get an upgrade there, shippie!
(hey! offer Tommy 60m for 2 yrs in Feb and see what happens!!)

- NC: hahaha! hey, Newt!! Here... take this card and go do some shopping.
They got this!

- Jags: maybe Foles going down wasn't as bad as folks thought!!

- NYG: yeah!! Looking good, kid! Way to go! You too, Colts!

- Philly- <snicker> hey, look on the good side. He ain't hurt... yet!

- Dal- calm down, boys. Everyone's beating them!

- N.O. - and they ALLLLLL counted you boys out! Who Dat??!!! lol
(and that's a tough place to pull that! Mega Dap, boys!!)

- Pitt - bwhahahahahaha! ok, they are who we thought they were!

- Clev - yeah... you're still Cleveland. now stfu.

Once again... 10-6 this week! Sheesh!!!


on to wk 4... (buffalo wings!!!) Hopefully Julian's ok!! No Bill, AB's no longer
on your speed dial!

Stay safe, Shippies!


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KYLE.


FXXXING.


ALLEN!!!!
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LOL relax, boy... it was arizona!!

so...heads or tails this week? I went w/ the home crowd but
def a toss up!

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Hey, Greenie... gotta admit that was a good game last night!!

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Week 4: ok..now that was a great Defensive game! (I think if it wasn't
for that blocked punt, might have been a different game!) 4-0 boys! Wooot!

What I learned this week...or Overreaction Tuesday!:

- PHI - yo, Greenie... that was a good game! But that D still has some
chinks in the armour.

- GB - Choke!! 8x w/in the 10 and you can't run it?! Noooooo!
Mr. Sling-it-all-over-calling-my-own-plays McDuff!! What a tool!

- NC - well, at least you're consistent... whichever way I pick...you go
the other way!! sheesh! You're killing me, Joe!

- Hou - <hey! at least you have baseball>

- Balt - hmmmm... now that's embarrassing!

- Det - impressive! Doing alot better than I thought you'd play!

- Tenn & Tampa - I just don't know what team is going to show up... but why
oh why I picked ATL this week blows my mind! Embarrassing!

- NYG - you go, boy!!

- Minn - you know, if you just paid that boy... oh wait?

- N.o. - I apologize. I picked you first, but then saw everyone was picking
Dallas, so I changed my pick. stupid/stupid/stupid person!


The good news is, I wasn't 10-6 for the 4th wk in a row! The bad
news is that I was 7-8! Gawd!


on to wk 5... Deadskins!

Stay safe, Shippies!


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Week 5: That was a sloppy win. Yep, Tommy still has a hair across his
arse! but, just another tomato can game. 5-0 boys!

What I learned this week...or Overreaction Tuesday!:

- Deadskins - first coach casualty.

- Tenn: really... which team's showing up? Mikey, I expect better from you.

but - Buff - good work. you did what we couldn't last year!

- NC: hey! I got it right this week! Woot! Hey Newt...no, no, really. You
need more clothes. Keep shopping, bro! (pull a Drew Bledsoe on his arse!)

- NYJ: hint...ya got him from Miami. What did you think would happen?!

- Saints: You go boys! Impressive!

- LAC: see Tenn above.

- Dallas: heehee!

- KC - wait? wha???! Indy? really? Tell me this was a trap game!

- SF - good job by all 3 phases of the game! (that's my boy! Jimmmmmmmyyyyy!)

- Clev - really... we don't mind cocky qb's. but... if you can't back it up, shut it up!

- MNF - remember when this use to be the flagship of the NFL. Remember the great
names that called the games from the press box? Gawd how this has fallen in
the last few years. Who are these jamokes? Booger...you have got to have THE
most annoying voice EVER! and you.don't.shut.up! Gawd, thanks for inventing the mute
button.

9-6 for the week.

on to wk 6... da New York Giants!

Stay safe, Shippies!

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Week 6: score notwithstanding... offense couldn't find their 'junk' in the dark
if their lives depended on it! Maybe Julian was right last year after all! "YOU'RE
TOO OLD!" But...6-0 boys! On w/ the tomato can schedule we go!

What I learned this week...or Overreaction Tuesday!:

- NC - helps when the other qb is color blind and thinks white is red... I do like
that RB u got, though. No no, Newt.... I hear a new store just opened downtown...
c'mon, I'll drive!

N.O. - looking good, backup!

Kc - hmmmmmm guess there are no elites in the AFC after all.

Houston - impressive (surprised, but impressive)

Phi - Hee hee

SF - go Jimmy G! In their house too! woot! 4-0

LAR - think they need a McVey type guy. wait? wha?

Lac - wtf is going on with this team? Weren't they in the playoffs last year?

AZ - does anyone care what this team does in any given week?

ATL - see above (can u still be suffering from a superbowl hangover)

Dallas: bwhahahahahahaha! no, no, stop...it hurts!

MNF: my gawd, Refs! Really?!

10-4 for the week.

on to wk 7... da J.E.T.S.! (longest preseason in living history!)

Stay safe, Shippies!

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Week 7: Whoa! Somebody send the all 22 man game film to Dallas &
show them how the REAL "America's Team" deals w/ da J. E. T. S.! 7-0 boys!

What I learned this week...or Overreaction Tuesday!:

- KC - if he was recovering from a gimpy ankle...wtf you letting him pull
a QB sneak?! (btw, study my 42 yr old doing it in wk 6... twice!)
Btw, they snapped it back. Get your weak young arse back in, ya
slacking dawg!

- SF - didn't see the game, but that's a pretty low score going against
the Deadskins, ain't it? (ahhh... heard later it was wx related)

- LAC - oh man! if Tenn doesn't give me enuff crap each week, wth is
going on with these guys?!

- NO - Kick arse, boys!! (sorry now that I picked da Bears!)

- Phi - heehee. Does this mean you're lower than the J.E.T.S.?

- Indy - and here I thought this team would be 1-15! Go Horseshoes!

- Hou - yep...they are who we thought they were!

- Sea - wha?! I thought no one came into your house?! You let Balt
whip your 12th man's arse like that?! Wow!

NFC's looking good... AFC... beuller! beuller?!

9-5 for the week.

on to wk 8... da Browns!

Stay safe, Shippies!

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