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Re: "Men of Action" Comix-Part XI - VACATION EDITION! **NEW*

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The following week we were on vacation (Spring Break 1986 is my guess) ... so when we came back John & I slap-dashed a short little strip for that week's abbreviated edition of the student newspaper ... before RATMAN resumed on the following week .... this one's short but packs a comedic punch .... (the "Ratman" frame riffs on the many obtuse economic theorems that Tom Merrill would pepper his Law & Economics lectures with .... note "Ratman" Merrill's pose ... it would be familiar to every squirming victim of his in-class Socratic Method questioning ... from the arm position right down to that demonic smirk ...)

Enjoy - and the main strip will be back by next Monday .... :lol:

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Re: "Men of Action" Comix-Part XII - RATMAN PT 2! *NEW*

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Part 2 of the "RATMAN" series sees Ratman and The Boy Rodent relaxing with some, AHEM, "reading material" in their "Rat Cave" when the call for help comes in from beleaguered Gotham City. (The Boy Rodent seems to be working up a sweat, don't he? :rolf: )

After this one ran, a student asked Ken Abbott in our International Law class if he had seen the "Ratman" comic? Abbott looked up, and with a decidedly sour look on his face deadpanned: "Oh yeah, its great." :rolf:


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Re: "Men of Action" Comix-Part XII - RATMAN 2!!! - **NEW*NEW

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This is nuts. I love it.
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Tim Fortuna wrote:This is nuts. I love it.
:rolf:

Thank you. The fact we were spoofing real people who were in authority above us meant that there was an "edge" to doing these strips that is not normally present in a cartoon (ie an element of RISK to us as students, should our covers be blown. :wink:) Fortunately we were not (yet) living in these hyper-sensitive times when no one can take a joke!!

BTW, did you catch the (almost) gratuitous captioning of the names of each professor spoofed - just in case there was any doubt in anyone's mind!!! :rollin:

As far as "nuts" - wait til we get to the even earlier, "bonus material" that I am working on scanning! :lol2: :mrgreen:
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Re: "Men of Action" Comix-Part XIII - RATMAN FINALE!! **NEW*

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PART - XIII: RATMAN FINALE

The last semester was coming to a close, and this Ratman finale turned out to be the final episode of "Men of Action Comixx" prior to our graduation in June 1986. Looking back on it, I realize that we (unintentionally) made Tom Merrill (Ratman) the "hero" while spoofing his obtuse economic theories ... he might actually have been amused reading this ... ah well ... #-o

But wait a minute folks - this is NOT "The End" - there will be more in a little bit ... for this cartoon series does not compose the entire body of my past cartooning work .... :wink: ... You ain't seen nothin' yet .... I am about to return to "The Vault" and dig up some even weirder gems from the past for y'all .... :wink:

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Re: "Men of Action" Comix-Part XIII - RATMAN FINALE!!! **NEW

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:shock: Guess what I just found, boys and girls? A stand-alone "Men of Action Comixx" from 1985 that I had somehow overlooked when posting this series ... it also ran in the NWU Student Newspaper ... probably the BEST piece art-wise of the entire series ... and it will also run HERE, as a BONUS, some time this weekend ... keep an eye out for it ... :lol:
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H.O.L.Y. Crap!!! Well over 2000 views and counting!!! Just call me stunned! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Thanks everybody! :D

(Never did I think that this dated comic of mine would garner that level of interest ... well, it ain't over yet ... more is to come ... :wink:)
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Re: "Men of Action" Comix-Part XIV - DEATH WISH 3!!!!**NEW**

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One night in 1985, my buddy John and I were in a downtown Chicago movie theater to see the latest Chuck Norris flick ... the theater got dark, and then, with no warning, out-of-the-blue, THIS trailer ran:

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As the "double 'C'" of Cannon Films came on, John whispered to me: "Now don't get too loud!". What followed was the trailer to ... DEATH WISH 3 with Charles Bronson!!! By the end of it we were drooling with anticipation - especially at the scene with Bronson picking up the M1919 machine gun and wrapping the bullet belt around his shoulders!

Immediately we decided to run a full-page ad for the film in the NWU Law School Student Newspaper ... after I found this one the other day (I had overlooked it when I did the scan of the rest of the comixx last Fall) and scanned it, I first emailed it to John. His response was priceless: "We should have tried sending a bill to Golan Globus for the product placement!" :rolf:

So, without any further ado, I present to you perhaps the finest artistic example of this entire comixx series:


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As promised, I will scan the "bonus" feature, "The Furry Season" this weekend and post it on another thread when I'm done. Its quite a bit longer, so it might take a little time.

As far as the "Men of Action" law school comic series, there is a "postscript". Its a story of how I managed to (finally) get back at the NW Law School faculty, so indulge me this little reminiscence. (Those in the Chicago area - Jason & Scott, I'm talking to you :lol: ) will particularly enjoy this little tale. So take 5, grab a snack, and enjoy this true story. :popcorn:

On the last day of law school, tradition had the 3rd year graduating class playing a softball game against the faculty at Lake Shore Park, right outside the law school building. The game was played using a Chicago-style 16" softball; a game that is played with NO gloves. You've got to have quick hands to grab that big ball. It ain't easy. :wink:

The festivities started early in the morning with, as I recall, a 3rd year outdoor bar-b-cue and party right next to the softball field. The "Old Style*" flowed freely (*those not from the Midwest might not recognize this iconic Midwest beer), or to be more precise, the cans flowed freely. :alcoholic: :beer: :alcoholic: 3 years of pent up frustration and stress were about to be - finally - exorcised. :twisted:

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Extra tall 'Old Style' Can

The game worked like this: The chosen Captain of the student team (our contributor-friend "Man E. Ack" whom you met earlier :lol: ) would make up a batting order allowing for maximum participation. The game would be extended to 9 full innings as a result, and - this is key to our story - each batter would get ONLY ONE time up to bat. (So, many of the students would never get a chance to get up).

My buddy John - who is from Chicago - had grown up playing 16" softball. Under the loose local rules that we followed, the only "bat rule" was (as John put it) "If you can drag it up to the plate and swing it, you can use it". John was the star of our 16" intramural softball team. Just the year before, his quick hands and slugging led us to a league-best 8-0 record. He was STOKED, and we had talked earlier about wanting to leave off our law school career homering against the faculty.

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A 16-inch softball

The faculty, however, had an "ace" up their sleeve. One of the younger professors had gone to a baseball fantasy camp the year before and befriended one of the retired pros who ran the camp, namely 20-year Cubs outfielder Jose Cardinal, who had just retired from the Major Leagues a few years earlier. Jose Cardenal showed up as the "ringer" to play for the faculty team. :wink:

By game time that afternoon, both John and I had each drunk around 7-8 "Old Styles" at the picnic and were feeling no pain. :gulp:

I had brought to the game my Adirondack wood blue stained baseball bat (every other grain line was stained a dark blue, making for a very unique appearance). The bat was - 36" long and weighed 38 ounces. The head of the bat was Gigantic. (Coincidentally, these were the exact dimensions of the LIGHTEST bat that Babe Ruth had used, late in his career).

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One of Babe Ruth's enormous bats

So - to recap: we had massive imbibing before the game, a giant bat, and The Babe. Keep that in mind. :wink:

Just that Spring I had read "Murderer's Row: The Story of the 1927 Season" that had come out that year (1986). Being a Yankees fan, I eagerly devoured the game-by-game account of that epic season. There were great photos in the book, including several illustrating Babe Ruth's batting stance: His weight slightly on the back foot, knees slightly bent, bat held at about 3/4 angle off the shoulder instead of straight up. The Babe had a big leg kick and hand drop that helped him generate his truly superhuman batting power.

That season I, though being a right-handed batter, had emulated this batting stance in our intramural season, without anything near the success that the Babe had, however. I was an OK 16" softball hitter - but my buddy John - he was awesome. :bow:

The game started with good-natured cat-calling from both sides. Both male and female students who wanted to bat had their chance. It was all in good fun. John's turn to bat came up in the 4th inning. His name was called, and he eagerly strode to the plate. With uncharacteristic impatience, he took a big cut at the first pitch that he saw ... and hit a two-hop grounder right at the third baseman. Coming back to the bench, with a disappointed and sheepish look on his face he looked at me and shrugged: "I grounded out." (Then he probably went for another "Old Style", but I can't exactly recall. :rolf: )

My turn to bat didn't come in the 5th, or the 6th, or the 7th innings. I was beginning to worry that I might not get to bat at all.

But just before the 8th inning, "Man E. Ack", err ... Bob, the manager, turned to me and said: "You're up second." The first batter got on base, and it was my turn to face - Jose Cardinal, who had rotated to the position of pitcher for that inning.

Bob Bennett, the Dean of Northwestern School of Law, was catching. I only had him once for Contract Law class 2 years earlier and I doubt that he had any idea who I was.

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Jose Cardenal

Feeling no pain after 8 "Old Styles", I strode up to the plate lugging that GIANT bat. :D Now let's understand one thing - despite my near 6'6" height and wiry strength, there was NO WAY I could swing that heavy monster quick enough to get a good swing on a chest-high, or even on a waist-high pitch. My only hope - and I knew it - was to get a low outside pitch that would give my extra-long arms time to swing the bat down like a pendulum and hit the ball with a golf-like swing. I took my position far from the plate at the edge of the batter's box, mimicking The Babe's batting stance from the right side.

The first two pitches were "right down the middle" - and knowing I could not hit them well with that long heavy bat, I let them go by. "Are you going to swing?" came the catcall from the smiling Dean Bennett squatting behind me at catcher. "C'mon, take a swing." I then took the third pitch, and then the fourth.

As the fifth pitch flew out of Cardenal's hand, it was obvious that it was going to go low and outside the strike zone ... low and ... outside ... a sure swing and a miss for most batters ... except perhaps for one with an extra long-reach, an extra-long bat, and a natural downward "golf swing". I coiled, dropped my hands, rotated my hips as I stepped forward, and swung the bat, down, down, down towards that ball ... my arms reached maximum extension - and leverage ... the ball was almost on the ground - but not quite - when my bat head impacted it. John told me later that the resulting sound was like a "cannon shot". I had hit that ball maybe 3 inches from the ground. As the roar from our sideline went up and I started running towards first base, I saw the left fielder doing a quick nervous sideways jig, left-right-left, unsure of which way to break. The ball had gone out on a straight line towards him, and before he knew it, had sailed 10 feet over his head, on its way to the tennis courts behind the second softball field where it would finally roll to rest.

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Babe Ruth with one of his bats

Pandemonium broke out on the 3rd Year Students' sideline, with about 200 of my classmates whooping and hollering together as one. I pumped my fist running the bases, while Jose Cardenal playfully ran over from the mound and pretended to drag the second base bag away from me as I approached it. He had a BIG grin on his face. He was having as much fun as I was. Later on, after the game, he graciously autographed my bat. :D

After I stepped on home plate, I was high-fived by what seemed like 100 of my classmates. When I was done I turned towards the professors' sideline pointed at them and yelled at the top of my voice: "I WAITED THREE YEARS TO DO THAT!!!" \:D/ :beer: :bannana: :reddance:

So if any of you are wondering - how could The Babe hit all those major league home runs while hung over - or even while under the influence, swinging bats as big and heavy as telephone poles - well, I don't have an answer for you.

But I DO know this: It IS possible to do, under the right circumstances. :wink:

The whole day was a blur (and my head, well, let's just say that it hurt a little bit the next morning :morning: :rolf: ).

When another student introduced me to Dean Bennett at the evening function that followed the game - he grinned at me and demonstrably exclaimed: "I KNOW YOU!" I replied, a bit puzzled: "How do you know me, professor?" He continued with a grin: "I KNOW YOU - FROM THE SOFTBALL GAME!!!" That was my Northwestern University Law School *mic drop* moment, I guess. :D

And so, for the past 36 years, I have been able to truthfully state that "I ONCE HIT A HOME RUN OFF A MAJOR LEAGUER!" :bgrin:


[And BTW, John and mine's "secret identities" as the authors of the "Men of Action" Comix were never revealed to the school. Some things were better left in the shadows. :D ]

Next up, "The Furry Season"!!! Stay tuned. :wink:
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Great story Vlad!.....you made history!
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monsterjones wrote:Great story Vlad!.....you made history!
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*VOILA* Behold - "The Furry Season" is now LIVE!!! :lol:

Click on the link below to go to the new thread ...

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I saw this old Popeye cartoon today ... had to post it on here .... seems appropriate somehow .... I dunno, whadday'all think? :rolf:


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Well, one of CH forum fans of this comic (Tim) recently laid on me this custom name plate that he made in a moment of inspiration. I was a bit flabbergasted and totally stoked when I pulled it out of the box. Thanks Tim!!! :drool2:

I'm gonna give it to my comix co-creator buddy John when I see him in about a month. I think it will make a nice worktable conversation piece. :lol:


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My buddy John from Chicago and his fiancee visited us over here in Croatia while we are here on our vacation. I proudly presented him with the "Ratman and The Boy Rodent" plaque - and he about lost it, howling with laughter - before he explained to Renee, his fiancee, its significance. Here's a photo taken shortly afterwards. Thanks Tim!!! =D> =D> =D>

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It was my pleasure. Really happy to see you two get so much joy out of it.
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Wanted to tell y'all about a dream I had last night. Tangentially related to this thread (in a way), so I figured I'd post it here. Please indulge me. :lol:

You might recall that The "Men of Action" dropped a nuke on my old law school in the old comixx that are the subject of this thread. Some of you may also recall, if you watched my appearance on MCTV a few months back, that I am an amateur historian of the WW2 Battleship Yamato.

Well last night those two threads came together in my head. Dreams can be crazy that way. :mrgreen:

I dreamed that I was playing the old Play Station video game "Midway", which, until about 2010, could also be played on a laptop PC via a CD. One of the ships you could pilot through various missions was - you guessed it - Battleship Yamato. And if you knew the "hack", you didn't even have to wait to reload her 18.1" guns - you could fire them like a machine gun at USN ships :smokin: (frankly that was the only way I ever found to win the game without getting sunk first :rolf: )

So in my dream last night I was playing the game and somehow realized that I could target my old law school with Yamato's 18.1" shells. Playfully I moved the targeting "X" to one wing of the school on a map, and fired off a shell. Then, getting excited, I rapidly moved the targeting "X" from one wing of the building to the other, unloading the other eight 3200-lb rounds from the barrels in quick succession as I went .... I giggled, then I paused and was instantly overcome with absolute panic and dread: "THEY ARE GOING TO BE ABLE TO TRACE THOSE SHELLS BACK TO YOU AFTER THEY HIT!!!!" A feeling of total panic and the room spinning ensued. :green_rollin:

I then woke in a cold sweat. You can't make this stuff up. (Your sleeping brain writes the scenario for you :popcorn: )

Well, I had enough nightmares over the last 4 decades about waking up on the morning of the last law school finals tests with the realization that I had never cracked a single book - so I guess it was about time I got "pay back!!" :lol: :rolf: :lol2: :rollin:
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Do the model club tv version........
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scuzzfink85 wrote: July 4th, 2023, 9:21 pm Do the model club tv version........
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#40 Post by scuzzfink85 »

Yes you should... dinosaurs mock them both in a storyline..
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